Be not alarmed madam on receiving this email

I thought it would be amusing to take letters from well-known work of literature and turn them into emails.


I looked at Pride and Prejudice and changed this famous letter from Mr Darcy into an email by abbreviating it and incorporating colloquial language, sloppy spelling, internet slang and nicknames. 

The result is quite funny but I wonder if this kind of thing would work well as a study tool? I think it might as the language is simplified/easier to read while i've tried to maintain all the same ideas.